panic-at-the-deadline:

Looking good Miley

time to tweky

(Source: panic-at-the-social-interaction)

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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(Source: zubat, via best-of-text-posts)

thisboythatgirl:

#swerve

julius-caesar-official:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended

(via fatal-falling)

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

(Source: lora-does-things, via talkitoutlike-yeah)

The beautiful United States of America

(Source: jesse-pinkman, via janixtor)

(Source: mermaidminnies, via erinburnt)

randomredux:

joannalaine:

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.

(via wheeloffortunee)

snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

(via fatal-falling)

flikky:

boop

flikky:

boop

(Source: pussysista, via m-a-d-h-a-u-s)

catasters:

"If it Fits… I flour…"

catasters:

"If it Fits… I flour…"

Swing Life Away turned 3 today!

Swing Life Away turned 3 today!